But now I don’t really know what to do with it. Often those recipes don't turn out. This compensation helps with expenses to keep this blog up and running! No, it does not meat in it. I’d rather shove popcorn in my ear than their headphones. 7. If you don’t know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. I also plan on purée ing half the artichokes next time, and then chopping the rest….just for some texture. Here it goes! So good! And I definitely don’t want to receive dirty snap chats. Sprinkle with the salt and stir to combine. Therefore, I apologize ahead of time. Was searching the internet to find a Paleo recipe for a rainy afternoon after a morning run and this was PERFECT…Your recipes never disappoint and I look forward to using them as I train for multiple endurance running races Thanks!! AND….ummmmm, yes. I love coconut water + protein powder days. You just saved me. My wife and I are just entering the Paleo world, and found PaleOMG. Once again, you are a goddess Juli and your recipes are amazing. Instructions. I recently figured out I am allergic to dairy (not lactose intolerant), good news is that means I don’t have asthma or acid reflux. I don’t know what kind of animal is outside of my room, but it sounds like a mix between a squirrel and chicken. It also fits within the paleo diet. Oh Em Ghee!!! I had that yesterday. The recipe is dairy-free, gluten-free, paleo and Whole30 friendly. December 19, 2020 . I don’t get her humor. It’s a mixture of putrid meat and rotting vomit. Well, here’s something to help start off your snapchatting career… http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/perfectly-captioned-snapchats?bffb. Loved Alanna’s coining of the term “cauli-floor”!!! My little pup cleans it up for me. Ok, so people are freaking the eff out about this new iPhone software update. If desired, line a large, rimmed baking sheet with parchment paper for easy cleanup. Your email address will not be published. Cauliflower soup, it has a creamy texture even without adding any cream or milk to it. I am REALLY excited to make this. Not sure if that makes it harder to fit in a steamer but it definitely works amazing for oven-roasting. The ball inside does a good job of mixing whatever protein you use. If you haven’t noticed, I don’t exactly stay clean all the time. I called it genius. Sign up for my PaleOMG newsletter to get recipes. . Definitely. Also, you’re hilarious, though I’m sure you get that all the time! i’m completely obsessed with cauliflower right now, so this soup is definitely going to be made this weekend!!! Passing it on to all my friends as a must add to your repertoire. It tastes like a soup special you’d get from a fancy restaurant. Oh yes, I just twitter hashtagged that sh*t. That just happened bro. Juli, you just made a miracle happen, LOL. Your trust in me is appreciated. Totally agree on both the cauliflower (huge mess!) Steam cauliflower in a saucepan with water until soft, then puree in a high speed blender with olive oil, salt, and pepper until smooth (add more or less olive oil, based on the size of your cauliflower head to get the right thick and creamy consistency). Added garlic, shredded chicken, and bacon. Feel free to add dead animals. I’ve gleaned quite a bit of information from Juli’s readers over the years. If you don’t know me well, you will probably not understand my humor. Multiple levels of flavor develop wonderfully together from the spices added throughout the process. And where the control panel is. Not to mention the entertainment value. You have been into “ears” lately, huh? Whole30 Cauliflower Soup with Sausage. I’m a food hoarder. Def a love hate relationship with that veggie. Cook bacon to preference then roughly chop it. 2 garlic cloves, diced. But no, just pain. #Smart. The only thing I did different was I added some brown mushrooms to it, and I read the recipe wrong so I put the artichokes in after I had blended the cauliflower so they were chunky. This soup is incredible. I used a bag of frozen cauliflower and it was a breeze to make! Made this over the weekend – along with the pumpkin donuts, that unfortunately didn’t work out well at all, but now I have these adorable pumpkin muffins I’ve been eating all week instead – but anyway, the soup = AMAZING. 1 (14 ounce) can of garlic herb diced tomatoes. So I have a problem. HOLYSH*TWHATISTHATSMELL!? But here’s the issue. Lasse's Food and Barbecue 289 views Creamy Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Bacon from Eat Drink Paleo – Chicken Broth, Bacon. this is what I get for earbuds?” Oh well…I bought a pair of over the ear ones that faintly resemble Mr. Spock’s ears, but at least they stay in. “I am a tiny dainty women and these donuts are my lunch” Had this for lunch today, totally awesome! March 12, 2019 . This one is made even healthier with the addition of bone broth and fresh Meyer lemons. If you’re reading and commenting on this blog then we have something in common so of course I want to read what you have to say. It’s wonderful. My family went nuts over this and that includes 14 & 18 year old boys who like salad drenched in Ranch and that’s about it. Tiffany- I like you. I agree with your husband, I added 1 sweet onion to a whole head of cauliflower and 2 crushed fresh garlic cloves – it really improved the taste! I have tried many recipes from different websites but yours are absolutely the best. 1 lb hot ground Italian sausage. I love my shaker bottle. Just finished making this! Husbando (who eats dairy) also added some shredded cheddar cheese to his bowl of soup… apparently it was amazing. Holy Crap! Super easy and the taste is amazing! I’m just going to throw this out there… what do you think about adopting a dog that likes cauliflower? Not salty like canned soup..so fresh and creamy. I hate heavy creamed coffee mugs. I made this a couple weeks ago and it was freakin’ delicious. Required fields are marked *. Cauli is so underrated. Turn the oven temp down to 350°. As a single mom of twins, constantly on the go, this really helps boost my productivity so I have time to cook. Remove the bacon from the oven and set aside to cool. Naturally paleo and gluten-free, it’s also friendly for vegetarian, vegan, and Whole30 diets. Place the cauliflower and onions in a large pot and add the chicken stock. I also added celery and carrots and made my own chicken broth. Thank you thank you! This soup is absolutely AMAZING!! Thank you! And it rocked my world. So since we just talked about vomit, wanna eat something that looks like it?! And, I am a very sweaty girl so sweat gets into my ears (I know, gross) and the headphones won’t stay in. Add artichoke hearts, basil, and and a bit of salt and pepper. Makes much less of a mess. I have been eating paleo for about 8 months now and a lot of that is thanks to you. One of the best I have made. I love her! You’ll get something delicious with the consistency of porridge. It’s easy and takes under 30 minutes. For Thanksgiving I made this Cauliflower Mash into a casserole, and it was a HIT. And makes me imagine I’m having a milkshake sometimes. Or don’t. I found the best way to eat it was to mix it all up in a bowl mash. My husband, who is not a vegetable fan at all, saw it on the stove and casually mentioned that he might like to try it as a side dish to a meal some day. that I didn’t have to throw away. Postscript:…MADE it…but with only a chunk of leftover cauliflower…I added celery root to bring the white vegetable matter up to 2 cups…It was outrageously delicious! You have posted so many delicious-looking recipes and your blog entries are really entertaining! Add a little dollop of honey on top. Super easy and the flavor the basil and bacon bring is superb. I guess I bought the phone anyways, so I’m just annoying at this point. Delicious! Going out to buy cauliflower and artichoke hearts today. You crack me up… love reading it! I would love it if you would come over and post this recipe. Genius, I know. I’m trying to find ways to insert Schmidt quotes into everyday dialogue. Puree once more to incorporate all ingredients. Clean off your cauliflower and roughly chop into florets. I LOVE YOUR BLOG. Yes, I’m aware of that. Top rack dishwasher safe (yes, I'm a straight dude that knows these things. Your email address will not be published. And the calendar. I LOVE eating it but HATE prepping it! Perfect. I’m glad to know it’s not just that I have weird shaped ears! First add your minced garlic, once the room is fragrant, add chopped onions and apples, once they’ve begin to sweat (I love that term), add your chicken broth and coconut milk. On the podcast today, we are talking through the following: The documentary Fantastic Fungi on Amazon Prime My frustration with how taboo weed seems to be Gilmore Girls being very similar to my own life Why people getting filler in. Made this tonight and it was fabulous! This is going to be e great year! Only after. Reduce the heat and simmer for 15 minutes, or until the cauliflower is soft. Place the chicken on the baking sheet and bake in the oven for 30 minutes or until no longer pink. They give you head phones that are round and flat and fit into your ear worse than popcorn. Blended the cauliflower, broth, and veggies. And a really bad dancer. I just wanted to make a statement. Recipe: PaleOMG | Truffle Cauliflower Soup with Bacon, Brown Butter Crispy Sage and Pomegranates Creamy Lemon Chicken Kale Soup. bacon fat or tallow - 1 pound ground Italian sausage - 1 tsp. Am I just making excuses to why I don’t sweep the floor enough? My husband really liked it too. My God you are witty….one of your best pieces of writing ..EVER.. Add chopped chives and topped with shredded cheddar and bacon. My coffee thermoses are the same, miss Juli. Share a photo and tag us — we can't wait to see what you've made! And well, I don’t want to be that girl. We love so many of them! I’ve never had artichokes before. I'm very non clean. I shared that recipe on PaleOMG. Truly. and the ear buds (suck!). While the cauliflower is roasting, pull out a soup pot and add a little bit of olive oil to it over medium heat. But smells terrible when it sits in my car for two weeks. Pretty flipping good. Add the cauliflower, potato and bone broth. Mar 31, 2020 - Paleo stuffs :) . I'm hosting a weekly blog carnival specifically for soups, stocks and chowders, every Sunday! Low carb. Steam 2 cups of cauliflower florets until soft. I like dead animals. Hydrates me. Thank you Julie. But seriously, it’s kind of wrong that I sometimes will still drink out of my bottle when it smells like that. Ingredients: - 1 medium onion, chopped - 3 cloves garlic, chopped - 2 Tbsp. Sign up for my PaleOMG newsletter to get recipes. Thanks for listening to my ramblings of my ever-changing life and trusting my kitchen mishaps. I often experiment with recipes (hello, I'm a food/fitness blogger). I don’t know why people are so upset. In a medium skillet, saute the onion in the ghee for approximately 5 minutes (do not let it turn brown). The recipe I’m sharing today is just the base recipe, but get creative and add whatever you’d like. And how the weather looks on the screen. This was absolutely amazing! She’s laughing at me. It is amazing! I had an abundance of cauliflower and made this soup. 1 (16 ounce) bag of frozen cauliflower. Add the chicken. No, but really, this was pretty tasty. If ‘the ear is the clitoris of the head,’ using iPhone ear buds should feel a lot better! So annoying! this recipe is so old so it’s hard to say now but definitely feel free to add some extra broth if it’s too thick! Been using it for about 6 months and it's still going strong. I made this yesterday and really enjoyed it. . Any time I smell a "funk" coming on, I just toss it in the dishwasher. It’s creamy without creamy, dense, nutty, and satisfying enough for a meal. Shredded chicken to be exact. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees Fahrenheit. It's a self-developed system: 1. shake and drink recovery deliciousness2. Sheltered. Creamy Cauliflower Soup with Crispy Bacon (Paleo, Gluten-free) This creamy cauliflower soup is delicate and fluffy with crispy bacon adding texture and saltiness. 1 package of Trader Joe’s Cauliflower Gnocchi.